"Would you like to donate a dollar to help support Dry Grad?"
Fuck no. Tell the organizers to fund their own bullshit bummer party, buncha' nanny-state killjoys. Will there be multi-culti piggy-back rides? And what's with the gritty distressed type? What's that supposed to convey - dark, edgy good clean fun?
My grad was in a shitty gym with shitty decorations and shitty music, but the Dry Grad people seem to think that we should be coughing up for the kids to go on goddamn ski trips and harbour cruises. What the fuck? Anything else I can get you? Maybe some solid gold skis? Hey - if you want to go dry, how about you just get your ass into the shitty gym and suck on a soft drink and then I don't have a panhandling cashier hitting me up for a buck every time I go grab beer? Tsunami relief, hurricane relief? I'm there - but dry grad? That's all wet.