Chowderhead Bazoo

Giuliani 3.0

This is close enough for the next step, which hopefully will be completely over the top, sick and vile - monstrous, retina-scalding... something like that. I'm going to give it my best shot. Just for kicks. Stay tuned.

2010 Mascots: the Excruciating Wait is Over

Reflecting Vancouver's ongoing near-paralyzing identity crisis, these three critters - or whatever they are - sum it all up nicely: a little bit Asian, a little bit Native, a little bit imaginary, and a whole lot cute! And meaningless! I take it as well then that the Olympics are for babies and very young children? I didn't get that update, but now I'm looking forward to the revamped Games - Jolly Jumper Gymnastics, the Drooling, Pissing, Pooping Triathlon, Hide and Seek Marathon, Peek-a-Boo on Ice, etc., etc.

Personally, I had been thinking of a character called "Junki" - the cute little Eastside addict who just happens to be a squirrel! Awww! Or "Tazey" the cuddly, capering cop with the electric personality. Hey? Huh? Huh? How about "Frenchy" the adorable Hells Angel? He could have a tiny politician in one of his pockets...

These characters fill me with nothing but despair.

The Ballad of Wormboy - Part 15

Sunshine Coast

Awesome only bigger! The lack of punctuation almost compels you to say it really fast. But they're BIGGER! Couldn't they, you know, just make them more efficient? I don't necessarily need my mind blown and my mouth hanging agape in stupefaction - just get me there on time and without too much calamity, thanks. And now for something completely different...

...where even the wood paneling has wood paneling. (Cue wacka-wacka porno guitar.)

Our Time to Shine

Vancouver: ready to welcome the world.

The Honing, the @#!&*$ Crafting

The Ballad of Wormboy - Part 14

Drinkin' & Drawin'

Rudy Giuliani

Just futzin' around trying to get a grip on this smirking sack of dental caps, ego, and corruption. Despite his inherently cartoony puss, I haven't quite got him yet. And he might be good caricature fodder, but God help us all if the scumbag becomes president - he'll make the Cheney administration look like a Tupperware party that got just a little bit out of hand.

Quote of the Day

In a closed society where everybody's guilty, the only crime is getting caught. In a world of thieves, the only final sin is stupidity.

-Hunter S. Thompson