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Wigga Please

What I don't get is that women will fuck these guys and grunt out little versions of Toddler Man...with real poo in their pants.

Don't get me started on the slimmer, hipper version of this guy with the faux-hawk and hoodies. It's still "little kid chic"; where on earth did it come from?!

BosomBoy

I was wondering when you'd get around to me.

List of Unpleasant Things I don't have to emotionally confront thanks to my corporate overlords:

Death
Suffering
Failure
Responsibility
War
Disease
Poverty
The Future

Now if you'll excuse me, I want to upgrade my Roomba and stop off at Chipotle.

NotYerMama

There's still a chance. It's up to the women now. Can you say 'selective breeding'? (Heavy on the selective, less on the breeding)
No wait, forget it. Too many toddler-man loving women. I won't get into the reasons. Bad reasons. Lots of them. We're doomed.

Dead by 12

This discribes anyone who posts on http://forums.somethingawful.com , fat slobbering babies.

joe

you forgot the cell-phone clipped to the shorts, causing unnecessary shirt-tuck (which further accentuates the belly).

johnny five

There's a clear anti-male bias in this post. The ratio of fortysomething women who still act like teenagers - throwing fits when they Can't Have Things, and still putting their own needs before those of their families - to the creatures mentioned in this blog post is at least 2:1, if not higher.

I don't know whether you (the blogger) are male, but, if you are, try not to deprecate men TOO much. Our feminazi society already does enough of that, thank you very much.

RF

Feminazis? You mean like "Ilsa - She-Wolf of the SS?" No way, man - she's wicked cool!

Your Pal Anon

Ho boy, I knew a woman like that, putting her hot dates ahead of her kids because she felt she was entitled to a life as much as these young 'uns. Never mind that she should have already had one.

Don't forget the reclaiming of youth with the body piercings and tattoos.

Nobody

"Ho boy, I knew a woman like that, putting her hot dates ahead of her kids because she felt she was entitled to a life as much as these young 'uns. Never mind that she should have already had one.
Don't forget the reclaiming of youth with the body piercings and tattoos."

If she is a MILF, then it is acceptable. Ddi she have piercings and tattoos as well?

ashfalt hoodornaments

when the heck is the book coming out?!

the bane of _my_ existence is waiting for the 'bane of my existence' book to be published allowing me the convenience of perusing various banes of existence at my leisure!

RF

It's coming... I'll be posting something about it soon.

Thanks for asking, Ash.

Your Pal Anon

"If she is a MILF, then it is acceptable. Ddi she have piercings and tattoos as well?"

Eh, good point. If she did, they weren't visible.

I'd like to see the book with checkboxes and scorecards, so we can perform our own demographical research. And scratch and sniff!

DGM

"Turn on the TV and there he is... as the modern sitcom dad - the slow-witted slob on the couch, worshipper of the idiot box, sports-addicted, bereft of dignity and as feckless as a newborn - further infantilized by his sassy yet indulgent (and invariably disproportionately attractive) wife."

QFT. The first time I saw 'According To Jim' I was shocked when I realised that Courtney Thorne-Smith's character was supposed to be Jim Belushi's wife, not his daughter. This whole fat-idiot-slob-with-hot-wife meme is insulting to both men AND women, seriously.

Smartpatrol

"I don't know whether you (the blogger) are male, but, if you are, try not to deprecate men TOO much. Our feminazi society already does enough of that, thank you very much."

How about some cheese to go with that whine?

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