Neo Redneck Chic
A little bit Kid Rock, a little bit big-house "new fish" and a whole lotta' over-stimulated suburban rube, the Neo Redneck suspects he might be making a statement, but can't quite summon up the mental energy to figure out what it is. It's less a statement really than a nacho-infused grunt. With brow furrowed and expression set to "rodential," the specimen seems to be attempting to convey some sense of hard, hairy manliness and gruff my-way-or-the-highway forthrightness, despite resembling an underfed, ageing boy-band member. His only strength may lie in numbers as he is somewhat of a pack animal, but for the most part he will always look slightly overwhelmed and angrily confused, ready to lash out at the myriad things he does not and cannot understand. However, like a degenerating chain of photocopied photocopies, he does not exude the authenticity, the genuine chaos of the true-blue jerky-jawin', shirt-sheddin' trailer trash punk - extremely difficult to pull off when you live with your parents in Stripmallville, cozily nestled down with your video games and Spiderman bedsheets.
Thank you for again saying what we're all thinking. There's loving one's fellow wo/man, but it shouldn't require a vivid imagination to detect another's humanity.
Posted by: Greg | May 18, 2007 at 07:15 AM
hee hee...rodential.
this guy rear-ended me a few weeks ago....
Posted by: eric | May 20, 2007 at 10:53 PM
These guys help make the Vancouver Fireworks/Stabbing Festival a true delight.
Posted by: RF | May 22, 2007 at 11:01 AM
K-Fed!!
Posted by: Ashlar | June 19, 2007 at 05:15 PM
Eventually, this humor style will be played. What will you do after that?
Posted by: TCV | June 20, 2007 at 07:17 AM
Oh, and someone is telling me to add "You will never be Daniel Clowes". I'm not sure what they mean by that.
Posted by: TCV | June 20, 2007 at 07:18 AM
These posts are a hoot.
Thanks for the sorely needed injecion of humour in my workday.
Posted by: Dominic Bugatto | June 20, 2007 at 07:58 AM
Thanks, Dominic. And TCV - zzzzzzz...
Posted by: RF | June 20, 2007 at 11:58 AM
These are great...I'm pretty sure this particular guy lives at the end of my street...how did this type of person happen?
What mutation of pop culture and Scotch-Irish breeding could create such a creature?
Posted by: Hunter | June 21, 2007 at 11:26 AM
Teh funny! These guys are a particularly pathetic subset of the food court crowd. K-Fed indeed. Yet their still completely unable to score with the Brittany clones.
Posted by: AlanSmithee | June 24, 2007 at 08:41 AM
How can character assassination ever grow old?
Posted by: Grk! | June 24, 2007 at 09:03 PM